nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

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 renataltpv: ““after dinner” when the table is littered with empty plates and half-filled glasses ”

amporca:

trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. eating is really hard when you hate yourself. life is really hard when you hate yourself

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